A group out of Indiana has announced today that it has had enough of Santa Claus.
Effective immediately, the group, known as Aclausists, has said it will begin posting public billboards aimed against the beloved Saint Nicholas.
When asked for the reason behind the billboard, the group responded in the following manner, "What do you mean, 'why are we posting these?' Everyone knows Santa Claus isn't real, so why are we still celebrating as if this 'Saint' is real?"
The group has agreed to post 150 different "anti-Santa" billboards across major cities in America with slogans like the following, "Come on, you won't get a lump of coal in your stocking..."
When asked if men such as Richard Dawkins would be joining the campaign, they responded that Mr. Dawkins was busy trying to destroy Christianity.
The group has also announced that if this campaign goes over well enough, they will be funding an anti-Unicorn campaign as well this coming fall.
We will keep you posted...
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