100th Post Spectacular Extravaganza!!

Ok, so this is actually my 101st post for the year, but who's actually counting? (I mean it... there's only 3 of you, and I'm one of them, so who's counting?)

So, in honor of the 100th post, I'm going to do something special--a 10 day celebration of top 10 lists (100 in all!) Enjoy!!

Today's list: 10 things you should never say to Jesus

10. But you promised me health, wealth, and prosperity!

9. I thought you had a wonderful plan for my life.

8. I accept you.

7. I will now make you Lord.

6. You never really existed historically--you were just a legend like Mithra and Zeus.

5. You were a very good moral teacher.

4. Really, the only Way? Why so exclusive?

3. Forgiveness? Are you calling me a sinner?

2. Thanks for dying, but I think I'll be good without You on judgment day.

1. Thanks for dying on the cross; now I will pay for the rest myself.